February 21, 2018
Oh great. Another body possession trope? Why waitaminute, we loved this one!
Keiko O'Brien isn't herself, and Miles has to follow instructions lest the ghost possessing her does throws her off a ledge or nosebleeds her to death. Just how well does this episode turn up the heat to boil the frog that is a stressed out Irishman?
Pah wraiths. Huh. First we’ve heard of those.
Plust, a B plot that interacts: Rom, the smartest idiot in the room.
Paradise Lost? The Possesion clause in Federation Law. We go long this week so no voicemails.
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February 14, 2018
Red Badge of Courage on the Western Front.
Jake and Bashir get stuck behind enemy lines and Jake realizes maybe he's not the bravest guy.
This episode hits a lot of our buttons. When exactly did we start enjoying Dax this much? Sisko has some fatherhood scenes; what do the father's on the podcast think? Civil war knowledge gets trotted out. Vietnam. Lots to cover in this episode!
In voicemails (47:05):
Season 4 White Albums! From Eric, Stefan, and Adam.
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February 7, 2018
Lookin for love. A whole lotta love in this one. Of various sorts.
Things that have been building up for many episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine come to a head. Grilka from House of Quark returns. Horniness abounds.
James' favorite B plot. Hugh is uncomfortable. Wade wrote down a lot of Klingon but contains himself.
Farce fulfilled finally.
Science fiction full circle with Cyrano.
Of course we get into certain sexual anatomy questions…
The Sam and Diane Issue.
The return of Voicemails! (59:13)
Paul from Ireland has more thoughts on the Maquis.
January 31, 2018
Stuck on a planet with casualties.
A classic Trek morality play?
It's a return to dealing with the Dominion when Sisko and an away team find a crashed Jem Hadar ship. A new Vorta emerges.
Who is Panthro's sister?
Are the best episodes of Deep Space Nine on the station or off of it?
Forgive us for the lack of voicemails this week. Give us call if you're frustrated with us!
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January 24, 2018
Season 5 commences!
And the guys gets to play Klingons!
After the season 4 finale Sisko has to go undercover. Sisko, Obrien, and Odo get into various degrees of character and Michael Dorn gets to laugh at everyone for experiencing what he gets to deal with every day of shooting. Which actor got out of this due to a latex allergy? Who was the most miserable, Brooks or Meaney? How much fun are Martok and Gowron?
Eric finds new ways to dislike The Muse that we never even considered.
Bucky likes the Quickening.
And a new listener has us appreciating strong female characters and reminding us how we felt about some of these characters in the 90s before our more recent re-watches. Thanks Poppy!
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January 17, 2018
White Album time! Will our choices lead to a fight as bad as those had by the Beatles?
Season 4 complete! Can we narrow down this fantastic 26 episode season of television into a streamlined 12 episode run, similar to more recent "prestige" television? We've done it for every season so far; is season 4 easier or more difficult than we imagined it would be?
What criteria does each of us use? Will vital episodes be cast aside? Will ire be stoked?
Near the end of the podcast we talk about book adaptations and other issues regarding recent television.
In voicemails (48:10), it's a Twiggyflow Trifecta!
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January 10, 2018
Odo Must Suffer! In the season finale Odo suddenly falls ill after Garak tries to play matchmaker, and the only thing to do is to try and find the changeling homeworld.
There's a lot of just hanging out in this episode that is also very consequential to the story of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Sure, Big Things Happen, but the Ops crew still has time to joke about Kira's pregnant sneezing, Miles' being laughed at in his own home, and Garak's time as a murderous gardener.
And being the very much adult and grown up podcast hosts that we are, we spend some time of our own hypothesizing on just what kind of equipment a transformed Odo is packing.
AND A RETURN TO VOICEMAILS (48:28)
On For the Cause and the Maquis:
Greg from North Carolina gives us a call to remind James that he is wrong.
Tom from Cleveland compares the Maquis to petulant children.
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January 3, 2018
Quark is dying! Of "Dork syndrome"
James hates Ferengi Ebay.
But first, the B plot.
What is Obrien’s hook? Does the Kira pregnancy work in this episode beyond being an interesting fix for a production problem? Just how are things going to develop with the O'briens and Kira?
Back in the A plot, there's some disagreement over whether this is a high quality Ferengi episode. Is this an important point in the Ferengi arc of the series, or an episode where Quark makes a no-brainer decision?
In the end, we stumble into a Nerd Corner
We go long on this one!
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December 27, 2017
We interrupt our regular DS9 programming with a special bonus preview of our latest podcast endeavor!
Kickers of Elves will be exploring Frank Herbert's scifi epic, Dune. What makes the world of Arrakis endure for scifi fans? Why is the book such a "white whale" to adapt for filmmakers?
This limited series podcast will begin with the text itself, and progress through multiple "failed" interpretations, from Jodorowsky, to Lynch, to the SiFi miniseries, and finally to what we might expect from Denis Villeneuve, director of Arrival and Blade Runner 2049.
In this short introduction however, we'll address our own personal histories with Arrakis, whether we've previously read the book(s), or never even seen the infamous David Lynch movie.
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Spoiler: Hugh HATES it.
December 20, 2017
Is Julian Bashir a Good Doctor? We have to contend with a question we’ve asked this entire podcast.
In Dominion space Julian and Dax find some "physiologically different" human-looking humanoids who are suffering from a manufactured disease.
Hugh is not a disease guy.
Was Jen Kirkman, of all people, pregnant in this episode? Certainly not.
Let’s figure out the etymology of “quickening” and what it means in this episode.
Nerd cornering on weather seasons and alien physiologies.
Julian hates hospice.
Where do some of these actors come from?
They Shoot Bashir’s Don’t They?
Just how many Julian reboots are we gonna get?
And James has some remarks on pregnancy…
Kristin from Toronto has some thoughts on Outlander
BuckyWTGoodHair has a few calls about the Mirror Uninverse.
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Stay tuned for that Dune podcast we mentioned.
December 13, 2017
DS9 done right.
So much is crammed in this episode.
After chasing off some Breen and hanging out in the lunchroom, SH#! gets real at the station when some Jem'Hadar asplode a pylon. No time for mourning though, as everyone minus Bashir and Kira take chase into the gamma quadrant, meet a dream team of 90s B movie actors, and remind us all about that Dominion thing.
Details and worldbuilding abound. Characters get some hangout time while keeping the plot moving. OH, yes, and we finally meet our favorite Voorta [minus Iggy Pop], Weyoun!
Klingons and Jem'Hadar rivalry is stoked. Some TNG callbacks are made. And plot points for the future are left out of the final cut.
"You can't get a time portal without getting a timeshare spiel from a space god."
And some Voicemails! (48:53)
New caller John from Pennsylvania wonders if maybe Lwaxana episodes are more fun for kids. We remark on what we maybe shouldn't revisit from our childhoods.
Warren, 10rant, from Seattle has some questions about why Lwaxana doesn't go to see her flagship living daughter for help, and we get into some costume questions.
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December 6, 2017
Badlands and Bad Men. Or are they really bad? Who's bad? You know who's bad. Relationships are strained and even broken when secrets get out.
But first! Wade has a nontraditional perspective on the B plot with Garak and Ziyal.
Sisko and Kasidy hit some bumps in their relationship, even as Jake learns about biscotti.
The morallity and merit of the Maquis are discussed ad nauseum. Are the maquis and the federation a bad breakup? Who’s the good guy here? Does anyone make a good case for Federation separatists in this episode? What does Voyager fail to do with them?
We go long in this one so no voicemails this week, but that doesn't mean we don't want to hear from you!
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November 29, 2017
What happened here? Just how did this episode come about? When the widow of your vaunted creator wants to pitch a story, you let her, because you're not a jerk.
Marky Mark, we have words for you.
Space Vampires? Is this… Babylon 5?
We talk about the craft of writing, and how it pertains to the subject and content of this episode.
Masters of the Universe? Oh, yes.
What good CAN we say about this episode? Is this part of a 3 episode Odo arc?
Mellodrama? Oh, how bout we talk about Outlander? That’s supposed to be a good show.
Is this episode about Odo and Kira at all, or is it just a plain ol’ bad episode about Odo and Lwaxana?
But OH, the muse plot!
We're a little distracted. Jake likes older women. He meets one who likes to rub orange cheese out of his brain as he writes books... Oh, we have a few things to say.
In Voicemails! (48:50)
Stefan thinks Kurn should have killed himself.
We get political and talk about the shows we want in dark times, Tim Allen, and Reagan, and... the AIDS crisis? How did we get here?
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November 22, 2017
A casual jaunt across dimensions.
Rub a ceiling fan motor and transport yourself to another place...
Jake feels his mom's hands again! Ben Sisko makes some faces!
Is this the worst mirror episode yet, or the the best? Pure dumb fun?
We get the first appearance of Mirror Worf. Is that good enough?
For James, enjoying the Mirror Universe: Like laughing at jokes in pornos.
Topics we move to to talk about other than the mirror universe: Liz Phair. The Office. Mash. Our fav film, Magnolia. The number 47.
Make it so!
In Voicemails! (50:50)
We hear from Twiggy on Rules of Engagement, among other things..
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November 15, 2017
Obrien. Must. Suffer. The Hardest.
Star Trek tackled some serious issues, in an era before we were all forced to learn the term PTSD.
But, first don’t you want to hear us argue the difference between implanted memories and a simulation on a scifi future show? Have you missed Nerd Corner?
It’s hard to make jokes about such a serious well done episode!
How bout them healthcare plans in the future?
Jake helps O’Brien with his tools.
Did everyone screw up by not sending Miles back to Ireland?
And what of Roddenberry’s vision? Does this preserve Star Trek’s “evolved humanity” or perfect it?
As we get older… do we have less desire to rewatch upsetting media?
Skipping out on voicemails this week. This episode drained us.
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November 8, 2017
These leftovers taste great with a little O’bay on them!
Is this a run of the mill episode? Have we seen this before?
It’s another episode where we get to explore a character by putting them on trial! And another episode about Worf’s conflict with his Klingon and Federation background.
Featuring Ron Canada, the voice of Gold Peak Ice Tea, as Evil Klingon Lawyer.
And a great final Sisko scene we can’t wait to get to.
In voicemails (56:00) we talk religion!
Tom from Cleveland needs to vent about the Bajorans
Greg from North Carolina also has some thoughts on Bajoran religion
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November 1, 2017
Bajoran religion, everyone’s favorite type of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode.
BUT… is this the most consequential episode yet for the arc of the series?
Faith (or lack thereof) is discussed!
Fletch's boss comes out of the the wormhole and does Sisko a favor by taking over as the emissary. Kira is surprisingly ok and doesn't question this, til not-quite-Borat starts bringing back the Bajoran caste system and tells her to quit her job and start making birds. This regression into alt-right ideology sets Sisko down a path where he has to confront what it means to be a religious figure, and even buy into it a little bit more.
No time for voicemails this week, but give us a call and let us know what you think!
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October 25, 2017
Power in a Rom!
Rom starts a union! Lefty Propaganda!
We spend a bit at the top knocking out Worf's B plot before diving into Marx, Sean O'Brien, and Rom's tranformation from exploited worker to strong union leader. Putting politics aside, this is also a pretty good story about Rom finding himself when not under the shadow of his brother. The episode that really sets Rom's story in motion, and sets the stage for relationships to come...
What are some our feelings on unions in the real world? We'll get into some of that and what gets us grabbing for our pitchforks, but mostly this is about Rom. "Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains." Oh, and Jeffrey Combs shows up!
And in the feedback segment:
Franklyn from Jax and just what exactly happened to the robot voice lately?
Music: Billy Bragg, "Power in a Union"
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October 18, 2017
Woo! Worfs brother! Tony Todd!
...Oh wait this one is a bit of a downer
Worf and Jadzia are busy with some foreplay when Worf's brother Kurn shows up destitute and wanting some Mauk-to'Vor. Being the loving brother that he is, Worf readily agrees to do some murder. Yep this one gets heavy! Relations familial and professional are strained as Worf once again has to decide where his Klingon-ness ends and his Federation beliefs begin. Just how problematic is the third act? Let the arguing over moral principles and relativism begin! And you know we can turn this around to reflect on just what kind of doctor Julian Bashir is.
And we bring back an old favorite from the early days of the podcast: How would we fix this?
We're taking a week off from voicemails this week! Check out A Discovery Home Companion to hear from a few regualr callers, and keep telling us what you think about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine!
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October 11, 2017
Another episode of Everybody Loves Kira!
This time the advances are unwanted. Kira has to go to some conference that her boyfriend convinced her to go to, but a shamed and fallen Dukat shows up to take her aboard his junky spaceship. He gets a taste of the terrorist lifestyle, and Kira has to decide if she's left that all behind her or not (spoilers: she mostly has).
But also! We get the first appearance of Damar! Who doesn't actually do a whole lot cept sit on the bridge and maybe talk to Ziyal off screen a few times.
In Voicemails (1:01:27) Greg has some more thoughts about about Our Man Bashir and we talk what "checklist" episodes we could take or leave.
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October 4, 2017
We talk ships, but not starships!
Odo has to confront his feelings when Kira's old friend Shakaar shows up and tries something new. No one goes anywhere, no new aliens are confronted, but we have a lot to say about this one. Is it, as Hugh says, "A pretty great episode of television, but not necessarily the best Star Trek"?
Just how great is René Auberjonois? Pretty great.
Just what does one do with an Odo... when in a relationship?
In voicemails (1:04:20)
Both Warren (@10rant) and Adam P. Newton (@dryvetyme) have more to say about the holodeck and Our Man Bashir
We've moved to a new release day to accomodate A Discovery Home Companion. Look for the ROA on Wednesdays while the newest Star Trek show airs!
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September 25, 2017
We start off with a big announcement!
But in the episode? Red squad did a bad thing. It's not the enemy we have to fear... but ourselves?
In which we learn that, actually, that admiral wasn't to be trusted. An admiral?! In Starfleet?
We learn a lot about maybe how to deal with terrorists and not to let go of our freedoms in exchange for security. Or do we?
Kate has some great feedback on Hippocratic Oath!
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September 18, 2017
Welcome to Earth!
After a terrorist attack, Benjamin, Jake, and Odo get recalled to run Earth Security and hang out in a New Orleans restaurant. That's right, Brock Peters as grandpa Joe Sisko!
Changelings have infiltrated the Federation, Starfleet is perhaps comprimised, and President Joe Camel needs convincing. An episode that is strangely prescient for a tv show before the modern War on Terror.
A lot to cover in this first part of a two episode story. How does a society balance freedom with security? Does this further dismantle Roddenberry's dream? Just what living family members does Ben Sisko actually have?
And in Voicemails! (52:30)
It's all about the holodeck.
FAIR WARNING: We earn that explicit tag in this one.
Twiggy and Kristin from Toronto leave messages on Our Man Bashir, and we go into excruciating detail on holosuite hygiene, technology, and sexual ethics of the future.
Have thoughts of your own? Predictions for Star Trek: Discovery? Let us have em!
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September 11, 2017
Bashir, Julian Bashir.
Definitely not James Bond, if it pleases the court, Your Honor.
It's the Bashir episode you've either been waiting for or dreading! Transporter mishaps and holodeck episodes: Star Trek standbys. The Ops crew has their bodies stuck in Quark's holodeck and their minds bit torrented throught the station. It's up to cheesy superspy Julian and his legit-spy companion Garak to save them. Is there some worldbuilding and, daresay, some character work built into this episode? Well, we have opinions. James comes out and admits his feelings on all James Bond, not just Star Trek parody episodes.
Who is Wade's favorite fascist novelist?
We have LOTS of consideration of the ethics of the holodeck and sex work. "For all your teledildonic needs"
but wait! Hugh… compliments Bashir’s acting?!
BuckyWTgoodHair lets us know why he thinks maybe Rejoined has aged the way it has.
Eric calls, and points out how in Rejoined we reversed engineered an alien villain from a series of shows we never actually saw. Though we did all see the Stargate movie.
Give us a call and let us know what you think! And check out A Discovery Home Companion if you haven't yet!
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September 4, 2017
Treasure of the Klingon Sierra Madre.
We love Kor!
Do we love this episode as much as we were expecting to? Maybe not, but there is stuff to like [again, Kor].
Worf gets to go on an adventure with a Dahar master, because we all know how big a deal that is, right? Like the stories Kor tells in Quarks, maybe the story doesn't quite match up to how we remember it later.
Klingon lore explored! Kinda.
Will this episode have any relevance when Star Trek Discovery launches? Will we reference it on A Discovery Home Companion?
We get mention of the Hurq and Kahless and Molor, but then it all devolves into people yelling in a cave about petty bs. Just how valuable is this ancient batleth? Does it have any special powers? Who knows?! Well, we do. Listen to the podcast to find out just what we think
In voicemails (42:00) we go back in time to revisit the Visitor again.
Stefan from the Netherlands talks about soundtracks, and Tim from Northern California defends technobabble.
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August 28, 2017
It's all Ferengi, and very little Sisko in this episode where Quark, Rom, and Nog leave Deep Space Nine and go to Earth where they time travel back to the television tropes of the mid to late 20th century.
Nog has a reverse bar mitzvah, giving away old Star Trek costumes, and Quark recieves a ship from his shifty cousin. Shenanigans ensue and we get to hear some Ferengi as it is spoke.
Wade wrote down a lot of Ferengi.
Do we like this episode? Is it a good episode, but perhaps not to everyones tastes?
47:40 We go back to cover some a voicemail from Kristin. More about Jake Sisko, History's Greatest Monster.
Oh, and maybe check out A Discovery Home Companion
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