August 9, 2022
Know nothing about D&D or tabletop role playing games? Hugh talks to an expert* to figure out just what the deal is. How much is the past time growing? What is the history of D&D? Just how the hell do you play a game where you pretend to be an elf?
Then a look at the Star Trek Adventures role playing game.
*It's Wade. He talks to Wade. Surprise surprise. No James in this one.
Yep, this one is from the patreon too.
hit us up on twitter if you want, I guess
June 7, 2022
On the patreon: Hugh and James have opinions on Strange New Worlds! Wade Hasn't even seen it yet?!
Here is a preamble to that discussion.
More can be found at the patreon.
March 11, 2022
James and Hugh watched the Peter Jackson Beatles documentary on Disney + and there's a discussion on making art. Didn't watch it? That's ok, Wade didn't either. You like the Beatles, right?
You guessed it: Patreon content!
January 26, 2022
Here's more from what we talk about at https://patreon.com/kickersofelves
Matrix and Tenet, compared. And Spider-Man. And convoluted metaphors about art. And The View? A little culture talk. James has a delightful conspiracy theory. Who’s coming for the auteurs? Does culture need to decentralize? Can subcultures sustain us? The re-Lolapaloozing of Gen X.
Spoilers I guess.
December 16, 2021
Miss the regular updates? Yes, I'm here reminding you again we update the patreon feed regularly.
Wade has only seen one episode of Succession, so James and Hugh tread lightly to talk about what they like on the show every person seems to be talking about.
Check out the patreon where we go into a longer discussion on current tv including: Joe Pera, Misconceptions about Ronald D. Moore's apple space show For All Mankind, MORE Succession, and finally, Wade’s Discovery thoughts while Star Trek Resignation lingers.
October 13, 2021
Stick around til the end when Hugh revisits what we knew and didn't know about Terry Ferrel.
Initiate Arjin visits DS9 to whine! A baby universe. Voles! Jadzia gets an intern, or a trill up for joining who is surprised by the unorthodox Dax. Finally the "Is Jadzia Kurzon?" question is settled. Wade makes the argument this episode can serve as a meta-commentary on the character herself. OH, and there's a proto universe that gets batted around by muppet skinless cats. Are the moral implications of stepping on a universe of ants more deserving of an A plot than Jadzia's sex wrestling? Listen and decide for yourself!
October 1, 2021
It's another Remix of The ROA. Stick around til the end when Hugh talks bout Bolians.
Welcome to Space Mayberry! It's NOT a next generation rewrite? Go figure. Odo and Dax land on a planet that is NOT a TNG script. Quark is running shenanigans while Odo is gone. Will Kira get her swerve on? Yes she will. We love this writer, we... well, this ain't a bad episode.
September 24, 2021
We revisit a pretty good episode, and -because we're old now- Hugh reminds some listeners who Ted Kaczynski was.
Cool Hand Benjamin. Sisko and O’Brien crash land on a planet of space Luddites. More Space Amish? Nope. Space hippy cultists. But did this episode have a point that could have been explored more? Classic trek, where a Captain- er commander- is tortured to see what he is made of. But it’s not Cardassian torture this time- for once! We discuss how other captains might have dealt with the situation. And some O’Brien backstory! RambO’Brien Jason Bour’ien?
September 8, 2021
Things aren't what they seem for O'Brien. Is this a M. Night Sham, or is it like that Rick and Morty episode? Maybe Parallax View, or a certain most famous of scifi noirs? Just how would this plot play out as an episode of The Americans? Oh it's a mystery! Or is it? We slide stealthily into a nerd corner conversation on teleporters and cloning. Can Hugh get over his dislike for Colm Meaney's furrowed brow?
In the "remix" portion of the pod, Hugh looks back at the episodes of the other shows we talk about on the podcast.
August 13, 2021
Hugh revisits Armageddon Game, and also revisits A Stitch in Time, which came up in this episode.
More O'Brien and Bashir bromancing. Two races with ridiculous hair are the worsts hosts ever. How do they repay a favor? Kill the guys doing you a solid. Not cool, bro. After getting rid of what we're told is the ultimate doomsday weapon -but that appears a run of the mill biological weapon, with a name that doesn't describe what it does at all- Miles and Julian hide out in a bunker. Surprisingly NOT a rehashed TNG script. We talk Seuss, Babylon 5, and some redeeming qualities of this episode.
July 28, 2021
The ROA remixed!
Yeah, we're still doing these. The Rules of Acquisition may be over, but we'll still be looking back at it from time to time.
Hugh revisits The Alternate, and tries to see just what Wade was talking about here...
Odo's Dad! (kinda) Is this a horror movie? Father issues, the stuff popular filmed entertainment is made of! What happens when the DS9 crew goes to an abandoned planet, brings back an obelisk, and then tries to give every cast member a defining line while trying to recreate The Thing, or Alien? Does that screw up the third act? Wade does his damnedest to defend this episode.
July 23, 2021
We may have moved on from DS9, but Star Trek does still sometimes come up from time to time. Tired of waiting for episodes of the podcast? We talk a variety of subjects and update regularly for patrons.
Here's a short conversation we had about Worf. Also for free on the patreon this week: you can hear some of our thoughts on the Loki Disney + show.
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June 17, 2021
Two podcasts mirror each other. One maybe died.
June 17, 2021
You don't think we can be nice? We can be nice.
June 17, 2021
Get lost in the edgy 90s. Don't murder your wife.
June 17, 2021
This is a special podcast! And for us it's a symbol of our individuality, and our belief... in personal freedom.
June 17, 2021
Heineken? F- Heineken! Drink in the episode art. Don't you look at me. Listen to the podcast.
June 17, 2021
This podcast about David Lynch's Dune [or is it Alan Smithee's?] is from our 2018 Patreon bonus series "Much A-Dune About Nothing" but it pretty well covers our thoughts on the film.
June 17, 2021
We are not an animal. We are a podcast.
June 17, 2021
We get into David Lynch’s work, starting at the beginning. We watched the 2016 documentary David Lynch: The Art Life and Eraserhead. James has some “textured” audio in this one.
June 9, 2021
Faces smudged with pod, your hosts explain what is going on with the future of this podcast and Kickers of Elves.
Get ready for some renovations. We're changing the name of the podcast and moving to a new format. What will we be covering first? We're delving deep into David Lynch: first with an exploration of all of the films, then we'll cover that other prequel to modern tv, Twin Peaks.
June 1, 2021
Prince Humperdink is a grifter! Wade is embarrassed to like this one. O’Brien and Bashir: Mango Habanero sauce. We do a lot of talking about Julian Bashir as an “unlikeable character” in the pre-Soprano’s era There’s a Bella Union to Quark’s Swearengen’s Saloon… cept no part of this slush pile script is exactly on par with Deadwood, sorry Star Trek Discovery writer Joe Menosky. SPACE RACQUETBALL.
Stick around to the end to hear Wade talk trash at other podcasts and then just talk what may be gibberish.
May 5, 2021
Hugh looks back on this Season 2 episode with some extra research.
Oatmeal faced reverse space Mormons! And that's not even meant as a pejorative. Exploration of the universal translator is appreciated, but does it clutter up the rest of this episode where a matriarchal society lands on DS9 and pulls a Battlestar Galactica on Bajor? Just what is Boner from Growing Pains doing? What could have been a great exploration of responses to a refugee crisis turns into a wonky episode of Star Trek. Some "fun" scenes, but unrelated to the central theme of the episode. Would a two parter be better? Is this description making any sense? Our computer voice is a little perplexed...
December 7, 2020
Hugh and James talk up top on a pamphlet for the left. Also we talk about Beavis and Butthead and class.
Trigger warning: No Star Trek content contained within!
Miss us? This is the kind of thing we talk about on the patreon. Those ROA remixes will keep trickling in, we promise.
October 2, 2020
This DS9 episode could have used a second pass... Hugh gives the podcast a second pass and has to mention Kanye, Colm with John Huston, and ... Dune?
What starts with a great father/son scene about that time Picard blew up Ben Sisko's wife devolves into mooning over a woman with no personality and a penchant for disappearing. A man reignites a dead sun with science we are dubious about. But the episode is almost worth watching just for Chief O'Brien's eye rolls alone.
September 5, 2020
Terok Nor? More like Terok NOIRE! How did Odo go from doing the “Cardassian Neck Trick” in parlours to being a constable on board a Bajoran space station? A flashback episode will answer that. Kira is pretty great. We spend a lot of this episode gushing over how we think Peter Allan Field is the best thing to happen to Star Trek Deep Space Nine. But is there something missing from this episode?
Wade rambles about this episode and embarrasses himself again.